Shox Da Rebel Vs. Frankie Phraser Out On YouTube // Daniel Son Vs. Smirks Out On Patreon
February 4, 2018
Daniel Son Versus Smirks? I Remember Battling Laughter In Year 9 R.E. FU Mr Curtis. Who’s Laughing Now?
This Is Stag-On-Stag Crime. Only P*ssies & B*tches Fight Like Cats And Dogs
Frankie Vs. Shox then is it? Well, well. We probably should have saved this one for deeper into our roadmap tbh, but U.K battlers are about as reliable as an iPhone charger bought off some guy outside Brixton tube station. So yeah, last minute ting a ling, and both of them smashed it.
Shox is basically a sleeping titan, you know? Who, if he wanted, at any time could literally battle all of us at once and win. 3 – 0. There’s something in his brain that just ain’t normal. Some people think he’s a hero…I personally think he’s a criminal mastermind, lulling us all into a false sense of security, then BANG…he’s gonna take over. But for now, we safe.
Frankie isn’t. But fortunately for him, he’s like some warped battle rap superhero too. Pulling punches out of angles that make grown men cry, and making multi’s out of words you didn’t know rhymed until he said them. There’s dark magic at work in this one.
I never realised how neeky Daniel from the Karate Kid was when I first watched the film. I used to feel bad for him, you know? But let’s be honest, if I was the best fighter in the Cobra Kai, and Daniel was tryna move to my ex…NAH FAM. It’d be lights out, guerilla radio sh*t. Anyway, the battle.
In a pretty decent undercard battle, both these two guys showed great potential. Daniel Son opted for a slightly more bar heavy approach, and although it didn’t always resonate with the crowd, still showcased what he’s about and what we can expect from him in upcoming clashes. Good sh*t.
True to his name Smirks, came with humor and more natural rapport, allowing him to diffuse any slower paced moments. That said, Smirks had bars too, and although not all of them hit, as we know from the karate kid, as long as you can do a crane kick, you’ll get to steal that dudes ex-chick and go onto make 4 more films. So a win-win really.
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